but there aren't any cocnuts

If I look up when I walk out my front door, this might be what I'd see

Barbie goes ghetto

The pimpest caddie limo this side of the miss'ippi...

Who's THAT weirdo?

After realizing that I have very few pictures of myself, I experienced a momentary fit of vanity. (But I swear my nose isn't really that big)

You can see his soul in those feline eyes...and at the center is a giant bag of catnip.


The sun sets amid faux-adobe 1970s bungalows. Or, 'a trashy apt complex in the pseudo-ghetto of Phoenix, circa 6:30 pm...'

This is what a haunted ghost mining town falling off the side of a mountain looks like at 4 pm (Jerome, AZ)

It seems that all the bikers in Arizona were summoning spirits at the hanuted Connor Hotel (Jerome, AZ)


Cheesey sunflower shot (Jerome, AZ)

Enchante, Pierre!

Her kitty, kitty...damn that chain link fence! (Verde Valley, AZ)

The Great Serengeti meets Northern Arizona

The inhabitants of the Serengeti have developed a fondness for stupid humans in Mercedes Unimogs. (Verde Valley, AZ) This guy is pretty tough - just look at that broken antler. (Verde Valley, AZ)
The gentle giants of the African Bush are stealth creatures, known for their agressive nature. (Verde Valley, AZ)
Zebras like giraffe cookies too (Verde Valley, AZ)
This guy means business. He grabbed my camera strap and tried to steal it seconds after I took this (Verde Valley, AZ)

For Shame

Ok, so this was supposed to be a photoblog. One picture? Its not that I don't have more to post. I've got a whole slew of goodies from last weekend (including a non-flattering one of me feeding a giraffe, the pimpest pink limo in Arizona and a small tortoise with tomato juice all over her face). I am anxiously awaiting the return of my computer. So anxiously, in fact, that I got really impatient on Saturday and ran out and bought a cheap e-machine (which I never took out of the box because I knew I'd end up taking it back).

So there will be no new photos untill on of two things happens: 1) I get my computer back or 2) I figure out how to load photos on someone else's computer.

Oh, for shame.